On loving to buy, and Halle Berry

I love to buyThey say we hate to be sold but we love to buy.

I disagree.

I LOVE to be sold.

Picture this:

I go into a restaurant and I don’t know what I want. I’m thinking about the special prix fixe menu.

(That’s French. It’s pronounced “pree fix” rather than “pricks ficks”. My European affectations necessitate that I use overly complicated terminology when more prosaic and quotidian verbiage will suffice.)

The maiturgh-dee sits me down and tells me that the specials are REALLY special.

And so I splurge.

I get the wine list from the sommelier.

I instinctively look for the second cheapest so that I don’t look like a total miser in the eyes of my date, Halle Berry.

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How To Get Over The Fear Of Asking For The Sale

Other People's ShoesSo I spent today with a crowd of fundraisers.

They collect money for various charities: hospices, an organization that cares for carers, a home for people with mental illness.

We talked about marketing and sales.

In this case, of course, they’re selling the opportunity to make a donation.

After all, asking people for money requires the same approach no matter what you’re collecting for.

But these folk haven’t been schooled in the hard-knock sales academies I’ve been through.

And they were almost too nice. Almost too polite.

Which broke my heart.

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Soiled underwear and selling

Selling underwearI have a friend.

I actually have a couple, but this is about one friend in particular.

She’s passionate about good service.

It’s her reason for being.

So much so, that she started a business training customer service reps.

But she was hitting a brick wall with getting clients on board.

Every time she had a bad experience in a restaurant, hotel, coffee shop or store, she’d recognize an opportunity for improvement.

Armed with truth and justice on her side, she’d march over to the owner of the place and offer her services.

“My experience was terrible,” she’d say. “The service was really shoddy, your staff were unfriendly and I had a thoroughly rotten time. But don’t worry! I can fix it for you!”

Without fail, she’d come up with resistance. Instead of getting them eager to improve, they’d close up and get introspective, or worse.

A lot of them were even offended and told her to get lost.

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The Scorpion And The Frog

The Scorpion And The FrogI just had lunch with the best salesman I know.

He works part-time in a highly competitive, cut-throat industry. One I used to work in.

In his job, if you don’t sell then you don’t get paid. If you don’t get paid, you get fired (if you haven’t already quit.)

He’s been doing it for a decade, or maybe longer.

And although he only works part-time, he out-bills his full-time colleagues every single month.

I’ve been trying to bottle his secret sauce for as long as I’ve known him.

But I’ve never succeeded.

Today I got a glimpse of the ingredients when he told me the story of the scorpion and the frog.

It’s a story that’s been around since people started telling stories. You’ve probably heard it. If not, here’s the short version:

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Say it twice. Say it twice.

Say it twice. It has a hypnotic effect.I spent today with an online “entertainment” company, preaching the importance of customer love.

(Online entertainment is a euphemism, of course. But it’s not what you think, I promise.)

This organisation follows the triedand tested model of getting their leads to become prospects in return for a freebie. They then convert some of those prospects into paying customers.

It’s a lucrative business. A couple of percentage points of improvement on those front-end touch points – lead-to-prospect conversion or prospect-to-client conversion – has an exponential impact on revenue.

I was working with the customer service team, putting a “welcoming committee” in place that personally greets new users on the phone.

The aim of these calls is to get a deposit.

The process is about making them feel happy to do just that.

Here’s what we came up with:

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